The night Grace missed her flight.
*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*
*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*
[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE
*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
It’s like they went through another successful puberty.
Elise Miller + The art of waking up.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA
POLLY FUCKING POCKETS
I keep seeing this woman pop up and things and I find it amusing because she went to college with me. She was besties with my junior year roommate Smush. Like Huh, someone from ramapo actually did something. Cool.
I AM DYING RIGHT NOW WHAT
I ALMOST FUCKING CRIED OH MY GOD YES GRACIE
Oh hey, ammre. Sup?
PS You were an awesome roommate.
can someone please teach Grace how to high-5